Challah for Passover

I kid you not, this is not an April Fool’s joke. It’s a sign I saw at an Acme Bakery on Friday and I wish I had taken a photograph of it.

I had to tell them how utterly foolish they were and asked them one of the four questions: “why is this night different from all other nights?”

Cause we were in too dam of a hurry to wait for the freaking bread to rise.

Me - I got my brisket in the oven already.

Chag Semeach and Good Yuntuf to all.

BTW Here’s my on-line Haggadah I originally put up in 1995. This version is on the wayback machine from 2000.

4 Responses to “Challah for Passover”

  1. Rhea Says:

    I guess it’s a ‘rewriting’ of Passover, a post-Modernist take on it.

  2. Passover and Easter for an Athiest « Searching for the Moon Says:

    [...] friends on their way to Israel to celebrate Passover with family and friends, others as they have prepared brisket and observed slight cluelessness by local businesses. I’m sure that my Christian and Catholic friends have been making similar plans for [...]

  3. Randy Says:

    Remember to spice up the evening by getting your kids to play 10 Plague Charades. Loads of fun when you pass around the baseball cap with all 10 in and everyone has to draw one out and act it out. Lots of fun between the 3rd and 4th glass but before Echad Mi yodea.

  4. sara Says:

    there is awonderfull book about challah with a lot of recipies you czn look http://www.challah.co.il/