My poem for Bloggercon IV
Once Dave announced the schedule for Bloggercon IV, I wrote this limerick:
Dave asked that we ‘discuss’ his schedule. I responded:
Discuss this message, about what?
So we finally have,
our bad boy gav
That disrupts the very fabric
of a sad mad drabIts disuption of conferences
That we all seek
As we stand bored in the hallway
Talking geek speak tweakHe’s a very tired speaker,
Though I know him well,
I just wish he’d let me ask a question
Or I’ll start to yell”Yah – just keep your mouth shut,
You trouble maker” - as they start to chant
“Who’s responsible for this trip?”
Have we come to grips?”The Doc-o-later starts to grumble,
Kvell and rises too soon,
While a Niall-istic attitude
Besmirches the roomIt’s a Jay-a-Rosening moment
That we’ll all remember,
Ryann-tastic makes it seem
That we’re all stark frozenIn our dreams of being TV stars
And media hounds
that the Gnome stuck in the locker
brings us all to new bounds.So I tell you – brothers and sisters
Come to the BloggerCon
Cause Dave don’t need me leading,
As my discussing light will be – on.