I forgot to tell yah about last week’s dinner

So I got a bunch of people to go to Keens the other night - after Syndicate. It’s quite a place.
Forget the triple cut lamp chops or mutton chops. Forget the fact that Lili Langtry got the place to go Co-ed - back in 1899 or so.
By far the coolest thing about Keens are the Dutch pipes they used to give out - way back when and all the celeb signed pipes they display in the foyer.
Teddy Roosevelt, Charlie Chaplin, Ziegfeld, Rube Goldberg - you name it - anybody who was anybody smoked a pipe at Keens at some point.
Here’s Babe Ruth and Enrico Caruso’s signatures.

